he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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