how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Randomize
