new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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