Whod you bang
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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