Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I love having hate sex.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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