Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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