Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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