the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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