i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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