we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I could fuck to npr.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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