she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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