His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
it's like heaven, but drunker
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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