I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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