Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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