idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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