My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We talked him into tasing himself.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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