If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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