i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Sober January is a disaster.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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