margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
