Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
where are my eyebrows?
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