my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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