I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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