i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I had to cum in my sink.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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