You can't motorboat a personality
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
