what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
