yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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