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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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