Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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