So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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