Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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