I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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