i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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