his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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