I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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