508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Randomize
