We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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