Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Randomize
