I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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