Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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