I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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