i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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