Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
well, you know. whores of a feather.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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