and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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