we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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