too bad you live with your parents still
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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