ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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