Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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