I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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