I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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