this boner is exhausting
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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