That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
